Wednesday 11 May 2011

ANAL ZEGZ , WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW

Eish! Today Im under the weather!! Woke up cold and horny, I had to wank after I had showered. Darn! Wish I could stay in bed all day. I must have zegz soon! 

The first time I tried anal zegz, it was crude. The dude pulled that cliche move that most guys like to, pretended to be blind and attempted to enter wrong hole. I screamed and instead of re-directing his cock, he tried to hold me down and push his dick into my anus. It hurt sooo bad, I pushed and kicked him off me, got up, put on my clothes and stormed out. 

I had almost swore off anal zegz, till I had it with a bisexual guy who was very experienced and I got to enjoy it. Now here is what you should know about anal zegz;
  • Talk about it. Communication is key in zegz. You get to know your partners desires, their likes and dislikes and their preferences. 
  • Cleanliness is very important. Anal zegz can be such a turn off when it gets messy. In fact it can put a woman completely off it. So to avoid a sticky situation, the woman should make sure her bowels are emptied at least an hour before the zegz. Even better, dont eat a few hours before the zegz. You can take a shower together before the zegz, works as foreplay and gets you cleaned up as well. And if shit happens, just wash with warm water and soap. 
  • Dont ambush your woman with anal zegz or try to make it look like an accident. Youre more likely to face resistance this way, not to mention it will be painful for her. Tease her, kiss her, lick her, turn her on,  make her want to try it out with you.  
  • Lube, lube, lube!! And lots of it! The pussy is self lubricating, the anus is not. So never try to fuck her ass without lubing it up first. Water-based lubricants work best coz theyre compatible with latex.
  • Dont rush it!! Baby steps, guys, baby steps. A first timer is likely to be a bit tense about anal penetration, so go very slowly. Stimulation is very very important. It works even better when you first get your woman to have a pussy orgasm. Or several pussy orgasms if possible. Then use your finger to loosen up the rectum,  but start slowly (and make sure your nails are short and not rough around the edges). 
  •  Dont force it!! If she tells you to stop, Please stop!! Dont try to keep pushing, it will be extremely painful for her and she may not want to try it again. If she gets uncomfortable, stop and try to stimulate her again. If it doesnt work, just stop it altogether and try it some other time. 
  • Dont get carried away. Again, the ass and pussy are very different. The pussy is stretchy, the ass is not. So dont get overwhelmed with zegzual sensation and start ramming and slamming into her ass. Follow her cue. Only increase the tempo if she tells you or gives you an indication to. 
  • For guys who are well endowed, dont start off trying to insert the full length of your penis into her ass. I still think twice before having anal with a 'big guy'. Start off with the head, then push in the rest of the dick slowly by slowly. Its very important to follow a woman's lead here, if you push in some more and she pushes you back, it means its a bit too much so pull back a little bit. Just put in the length which she is comfortable with. 
  • Choose a position that is comfortable for the both of you. Spooning works perfectly for the first few times, giving the woman control and allowing the man to be able to use one hand to stimulate her boobs and clit as well. Later on, you can explore other positions like doggy.
  • ALWAYS use protection. The lining of the rectum is very thin, it is more likely to rip or get bruised, increasing chances of getting an infection. Plus, women dont exactly like an ass full of semen.
It takes a bit of practise to make anal zegz work for you, but if you learn the ropes, it can give the most explosive orgasms you have ever imagined. Ill tell you about my experiences some time. 

Have a zegzy day.

21 comments:

  1. Let me comment without leaving my opinion about this topic...Very sensitive but interesting tips

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  2. Galiz

    I have never tried anal zegzy but from the below experience I understand what you are talking about.

    I have experienced painful moments. There is a breed of ladies who like to figure f#ck their jaamaz in the anuz….


    Let me call her “Anaconda”… We have shagged with Anaconda like 7 times. The longest in my leaving memory. Each time I laid eyes on her, I just wanted to wrestle and be wrestled by this twister.


    There is always something exciting about a new catch! (or being caught, it happens more frequently nowadays. Women taking sausage funga for their own pleasures. I have been more than lucky. I met “Puff Adder” another crazy gurl at Black Diamond. She was a tornado that left me limping for a day or two. I shall tell you more about her in one of your series of blogs here.


    Like many men, I only like to have zegzy with a woman once. That is why I am big on chips funga. I take neither willing prisoners nor content hostages.

    However, there are those who get me coming back for a second or third offing……


    Let me get back to the story. Anaconda can twist and turn. She has these arresting eyes and usually strangles her prey with her legzz when she reaches her climax. I survived all the 7 ordeals and kept coming back for more.


    But Anaconda had one annoying inclination.

    She habitually ran her hands on my bummy during zegzy searching 4 ma azz-hole. This was her signal that she is hitting a crescendo. Her naughty figures would rub my anuz before plunging into the forbidden rear gate.

    I did not like it one bit but to the contrary it gave me a massive turn on. Mr. Willy would elongate further and puff out. As soon as Anaconda felt the unusual growth inside her, she would unleash a thunderous big O and squeeze the breath out of me with her legzz coiled tightly around my waist.

    I would be left with an aching azz-hole and throbbing waist. She had long curved figure nails.

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  3. Very sensitive indeed. Porn flicks make me wonna try but but............ I will need to breathe enough times before I even think about actualizing.

    Jogoo as kawa Mike

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  4. Two things here,Galis. One,why would you wank AFTER showering as compared to before? Si,you wank then you shower off those juices and monkey-cage smell....Two,if the anal is not stretchy,why does Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson have such wide assholes? I think it stretches but its not quite as elastic as the pussy...ama?

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  5. Anon 1 - It doesnt have to be ouch, it can be aaaah! ;)

    Anon 10 - Hehehe, now youre hijacking my blog with your Anaconda stories, hehehe! Ati you zegz a woman only once? How many zegz tales do you have then?

    Mike Jogoo - I understand. Its not the easiest thing to try.

    Enigma - Kwani today youve become David with the disseccting? Eh?? Anyways, One, I wasnt planning to wank so I woke up showered, got ready for work then looked at the time and saw I had 5 minutes to spare and it was drizzling outside so I decided, why not? I washed afterwards, of course I cant go to work with juices dripping all over?? Two, My point on the stretchy bit was that the pussy is more accomodative and more flexible, it can withstand rough zegz. For the anus, you have to be gentle. As for the size of the asshole, all i can say is kila mtu ana yake.

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  6. Galiz, Anon 10 only wishes to supplement your juicy blog and share almost similar experiences.


    An attempt at anal zegz left me licking my wounds, when I was younger.

    I actually considered a permanent handle for your blog as “Leopard Hunter” A leopard is a big “cat”. A cat could also be known as Puzzy. I will forever remain as Anon and refer to you as Galiz if you don’t mind.

    The “Z” at the end is to promote your brand for Zegzy Tales.

    Anyways, these things happen. I am delighted that you write, and so well so. Sensitive topic or not, I believe in a free spirited world. Let me choose my garbage.

    I once tried anal zegz. I did not observe your bullet point no 1 above.

    All I can say without further bruising my ego or appearing to hijack your blog is that, I was left with scratches all over my body. My first cat fight! I did not have zegzy that night.


    As for the number zegzy tales that I have, many, I lost count when I turned 22. A decade or two later, the old habits have failed to die . Tuko pamoja

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  7. Anon 10, Hehehe ati Leopard Hunter? Complete with a spear and loin cloth? Please remain my Anon 10. I love your supplements, by all means, keep them coming. I love telling tales but I love listening to/ reading other peoples tales too. Together kama rasa. ;-)

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  8. Had an ex who enjoyed this and i was taken aback when she first suggested it. It was enjoyable but i guess i'm an old fashioned bloke and prefer pussy! No words of wisdom for you today!

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  9. Galis my girl, i love sex but when it comes to anal, there i have closed my mind, am a cleanliness freak and something "small" like dirty boxers can potentially put me off. Anal is trciky hata with showering n stuff but i guess if raha nasidi then huskii hizo maharufu.


    Mrembo

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  10. Mrembo - If youre a cleanliness freak then I guess anal zegz is out for you. So I guess you'd never even think of having zegz during your periods?

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  11. Oh my I too got a story on this one Galis!

    ....and wonders of wonders, my very first chick! Granted I was a late bloomer and though I would NEVER DARE to admit it to her, she was my first! So ofcourse she was waaaay more experienced than me but I still 'put a show'

    So it happened one ka-weekend she came over and while doing kawa sex (read missionary) she popped the idea albeit in a joking manner so we both laughed it off na ikaisha hivyo

    Next weekend, again while doing kawa sex she goes like "si you slip it in the other hole for a minute" I froze! Now i'm no square dude but I couldn't believe a woman could be that straight-forward about it. My view of women then was this calm, collected shy ones whom you had to prod for any sexual favour.

    Anyway, I still didn't have the guts to do it so I lengad. To cut the story, come round two, she said she wanted doggie so we did though still slid it in the pussy from the back. After a few strokes, she moved forward, slipped-out my cock, grabbed it, then placed it at the anal entrance then in one straight-shot sentence "put it here!!"

    Good thing I had seen loads of porn before so I poured saliva on my palm as had seen on porn, applied on the anus, slid my finger to lub the hole then slid cock and stroked once, stroked twice, stroked thrice.....kwisha, couldn't hold it, went off mpaka I could sense a tear in my eye.

    Af_oak

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  12. Af_oak - Whooooaaa!! you lucky sod!!

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  13. galis girl... stumbled on the advise above looong time on some site.... nway....

    as for anal, have never had a real experience like i would want to....

    V

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  14. LoL pple r funny. Well some men are shy to ask they pretend they want doggy kumbe they wanna slip it up ur ass. I mean like Galis said make a chic know u want and plan on that dont surprise her even if she is used to it.

    as for af_oak that saliva thing turns me off am always equipped with lube and so should men.

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  15. Galis,kudos..think of turning your experience into a side-hustle..u can give kina getrude a run for their money at those bridal showers et al.and am still shopping around ;-)

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  16. Hey Galis, si you please share the name of that chat site where you brenda.

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  17. I hope my ex reads this blog. I Used to put my two fingers in her ass, rub the tip of my dick from there. Jupiter's cock, there is no better sex. Its like getting a hand job while inside the pussy. Then she takes me up in her ass to finish my biz there...whoa!

    Yuri

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  18. btw Galis, hebu now give mamaz tips on how to give jamaz blow jobs. from what nimeskia from the dudes I hang out with hiyo department pia needs to be addressed asap.

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  19. Ngai!!!! I tried it once with inexperienced boivie i almost passed out coz of pain, now I have an idea of hw to do

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